Toad and Seabass, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Toad, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Seabass, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Toad," Seabass said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?", asked Toad.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Seabass.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir," said Seabass while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."

(Them boys is pretty smart! )

Now that's funny. I could see some redneck tryin that one.